Saturday, December 15, 2007

Fruits of Eternity

I decided to write parts of best selling imaginary fiction novels on my blog, so here are some paragraphs from the imaginary novel "Fruits of Eternity"

Evil as it may seem the Dark Court of Vegetable Enthusiasts, highest priest banned the Tomato from ever returning. For the crime of being a passionate Fruit Seeker. Banished never to return, the Tomato wandered aimlessly in the wild. Eons passed, the luminescence faded away. What is left is that of courage and the will to survive. Centuries of evolutions made it softer and more supple, as if to say.. a Fruit?

******

Lettuce once again lunged against the Dark Court, armed to the teeth, chanting a spell of destruction. His intent was very clear. He wanted to destroy the the Dark Court once and for all. The light was very bright, a very light blue. With such force he came soaring through the air, the walls shattered to fill the void he left as passed through. The Elder, Broccoli, his eyes flashed. With a strike the light was gone. The radiance went away like dust in the wind. The lettuce was lying face down behind him was the The Elder, Broccoli. In his had the Sword of the Cucumber. Legends were told of the sword of how it was forged in the deepest fryers of the Potato Chips volcano. How centuries ago The Elder, Cabbage defeated the fruits olden age kingdom, the Fruits of Eternity. Because of that sword, the once great and powerful Fruit Seekers live like traveling nomads.
Lettuce lay motionless on the floor. Elder Broccoli smirked and spat on the lifeless body. The Lettuce was gone.

******

BTW the last poll about from which blog you are most likely to contract an STD is Bulhaa's Blog(50%), Bandey(25%), Legacy of Pain(20%) and Darth Sath(0%)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

A Question to Ponder...

So I decided to get my blogging game back on, too much facebooking can be boring too. So heres a question for you.. From which blog you are most likely to get a sexually transmitted infection from? To make your choices a bit narrower below are four blogs for you to "test drive".

1. Legacy of Pain
Ah finally a hypocritical jerk whom you can rely on to painfully blow hot air in to your ass and prick your belly with a harpoon so that your guts may splash and spill all over your friends and family's faces. Yes its true, exposing everyone for whom they are hiding out to be is his favorite pastime. Who knows what his honest nature may spread to the nether regions of unsuspecting people? (Seriously you really don't know where his "honesty" has been.)

2. Darth Sath
To tell you the truth I honestly don't know what his point is about, but it seems that he is letting out a lot of pent up frustrations through his posts, like the whole joospetty thing. He was making a good point and all but later on I think he was confused as to where he was going with it, was it joospetty flavored pussy or pussy flavored joospetty?? (In my opinion I don't think you can contract something from someone who isn't getting any... thus his frustrations.)

3. Bulhaa
Let me tell you this. What kind of infection would you expect to get from someone who fancies taking pictures of turds and making ridiculous comics about turds, occasionally steps on dead cats, whines about not getting attention, is not satisfied with the attention they get, decide to make a blog and whine about not getting attention so as to get more attention world wide? (Summing up, an attention seeking whore who has a gross fetish.)

4. Bandey (yours truly)
[insert known gross fact about me and decide]

As to come up with which blog is most likely to contract a sexual disease from the above choices, I set up a small poll for the visitors to choose. please scroll down the sidebar to see the poll and VOTE! yes your vote matters so quite whining and vote.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Graffiti

Im part of an association called the Maldivian Graffiti Artisits where they use the facebook graffiti application to draw stuff. they hold contests often and different types of fun activities. Here are some stuff I drew...

Sunday, June 17, 2007

The Day I Lost My Voice

My silence comes from guilt
Why must I be so naive to what you feel
Self absorbed in my perfect world
Flames of reality burned my mouth
Blades of truth cut my tongue
CURSE ME, I SAY!!
Curse my retched lips if they only bring you sadness and grief.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Im My Own Monster

...the heart beats faster
Your sensual qualities allures my body to a boil.
Wanting to feast on your mysterious moonlight skin,
My dark self resides back in to the caves...
Suppression is a must,
Strength is a mockery,
Will is a weakness,
Fear it and it breaks free.

Help me before I'm consumed!!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

3 years..

I knowww.. its been three years since I started this blog and massive changes have walked by. I'm so proud of you bloggie!! Happy Birthday Blog!!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Hello Victim, Lets Play A Game

Sorry for the late post. got a bit busy. for those who don't know, me and bulhaa played a game. we gave each a list of things to do and post them on the blog as proof. (even though bulhaa cheated a lot)
click here for bulhaa's list.

So below is the list of things bulhaa gave me..

1. A tampon box (so i cant find the difference between pads and tampons)

2. Me in a bra shop next to a bra. (wasnt as awkward as i thought, even with my manboobies)

3. The drawing I promised bulhaa. (surprise!!! its a cat)

4. A magnified photo of my lips, with lipstick, bright red. (i don't own any lipstick.. sorry)

And the final item on the list...

5. My favourite underwear (hehehehhehehehhe... well it is!!! I hope to own one someday)

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Ridiculous I Tell You!!!

Its true, ridiculous English songs when translated in to Dhivehi literally sounds more ridiculous. Observe..

That stupid theme song of that kids show hifive!
one two three four hifive!!
ekeh dheyh thineh hathareh athaa ai jahaa!!

Bananas in pajamas?
bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
nidhaa hedhumuga huri dhonkeyothakeh sidin faibanee

Even spongebob.
who lives in a pineapple under the sea? spongebob square pants!
kaakuhey kanduadeegai inna alaanasieh ga dhiriulhenee? ispanju"bob" hathareskan fatuloonu!

The annoying early 90's rapping,
its my life.. its my life life life!! its my life!!
mee aharenge hayaai.. mee aharenge hayaii hayaii hayaii!! mee aharenge hayaii!!

ice ice baby
gandufen gandufen kuda dharifulhu

...nooo not the beatles!!
lucy in the sky with diamonds
lucy uduga alimas thakaa ekee

now you come up with ones yourselves....

Monday, April 09, 2007

Talking Tree Of The Valley

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"The Talking Tree Of the Valley" is a character I made for the new adventures created for Jumanjiwar. So please check Jumanjiwar post "Journey To The Center Of Jumanji" for more info.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Creative Swearing

Anybody can swear. little boys n girls, big boys and girls, the jocks, the cheerleaders, the nerds, even talking parrots. (damn izekeel the budgerigar) But it seems the rationality of a good swear is too common now a days. As I said before.. anybody can swear. So how can we stand out?

Coming out
Remember the first swear word you said out loud? the swell up of either anger or excitement. adrenalin rushing, making your palms sweat. wondering if you'd get in to trouble. (You didnt? Well u must be sum sort of mamma's boy/girl, aint ya?)
We have been swearing since then the same way we felt comfortable. (Is there anything comfortable about swearing?) fuck, tits, cunt, pussy, dick all so.. mediocre. But when you think about it its what you say what really matters.

"FUCK YOU!!"
Usually u say this out of anger. But lets see what happens when you say this with the same hatred!
"IM GOING TO FUCK YOU!!"
Now its Stingy. Its bold. Its not everyday you hear that. Its makes the subject confused and re-think his actions.
"is he gay?, is he not saying it right? is he so mad at me that hes going to ass rape me?"
Lets face it, NO straight man wants to be assraped by another angry dude. Then without knowing how to react to this he would probably say
"WHAT????"
then you reply..
"You heared me im going to pin you to the floor infront of everyone and fuck you in the ass and make you scream that you are my bitch!!"
(You DON'T have to anally violate the man, but it gets the crowd laughing with you and at him plus making him bit scared that you might actually do it)

Basic 101
BOO!swear
You know theres things you don't like about what people do and you end up booing or hissing at them. Don't boo or hiss!! be more specific...
eg : "what are you doing?? (shocked angry face) I HATE THAT!!! I'M MELTING!!! I hope you die in a pit of flesh eating opera singing spiders just because you did that"
HEY!swear
This is a common one. It sort of come as a greeting to demean each other. Without saying good morning you say "Mornin' Assface!". Or call out to someone to get their attention "Hey Dipshit!!". To be creative you have to think beyond normal expectations but keep it short.
  • Think of a disgusting animal or insect or thing. (eg, baboon, maggot, vomit)
  • Visualise what his face mostly resemble (eg, gay tellitubby, violated chicken)
  • Disgustin bodypart (eg, sweatypits, pus-filled bellybutton, hairy nipples)
  • Combo blows, combining two or more of the above with each other or with description (eg, evil spawn, nipple leech, baboon ass face, shit covered beetle stuck in a pile of continuous vomit!!)
HOPE!swear
This is the most creative form of swearing. It gives you a broad horizon of pure evil and humiliation of any sort to design and hand it over in a neat platter of "in your face". Basically its hoping and wishing bad things upon people (Nooo, not wishing it and praying it to yourself, say it to their faces)
The idea behind is you hope for something, eg, "I hope you die!" but instead of keeping it simple you add horrible torturing 'outoftheblue' ideas, let it flow, show them how you truly feel. The end result would be something like this..
eg, "I hope an angry swarm of bees fly up your anus and make a hive and sting you inside till you blow up like a balloon and burst and die!" (Don't hold back on the type of words to use)
eg, "I hope a sexually depraved mouth foaming mad goat comes and rapes you in front of three gay masturbating gorillas!" (Specifying numbers makes the victim think. Throwing them off course makes it difficult for them to make a comeback)
Same attributes can be used with "Im gonna kill you with.." and "I wish you would...".

BOLD!swear
Like stated above, its putting yourself in a vulnerable position to humiliate someone else.
eg, "If you dont back off i swear I'll give you a french kiss and finger your ass!!"
GIRLSNAME!swear
Calling someone by a girls name. (make it a horrid name that you would never call your daughter) This is vice versa with gender, call guys, girls names and girls, guys names.
eg, Girlsnames - belinda, agatha, ainthu, shaima, huneyana, vagina, zineyna, pussy, zubeydha, saleema, findhufureyni, fathun, tampon, cue tip, julie, samantha, etc...
eg, Guysnames - jonnie, jack, mode, hussen, ayya, niyaz, slagathor, godzilla, penis, dick, husham, hurriya, foakey, oppo, boobman, etc....

So that covers most of the basic creative swearing. hope u enjoyed, please practice in protected areas where you know you wont get in to any sort of trouble.

p.s. im not responsible for any of your behavior after reading this.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

At Worlds's End!!


ok this is the best god damn trailer ive seen so far!!! pirates premier.. i cant wait!!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Dhivehi Songs On My Blog

[Since my website went down my blog doesn't support any of the mentioned songs to download anymore. Sorry for the inconvenience.]
To make your stay or visit or pass by through this blog more soothing I have put an MP3 Player on my Bloggie (Thanks to FLAMplayer v1.55). And its filled with Dhivehi songs!! So have a blast people!!
Heres a list of songs I have for you to listen n download..
[click me to go to song download page]

Abdul Ganee - Theyravaa
Absee - Eyzamaana
Ali Rameez - Ummeedh
Appi - Barahanaa
Appi - You Belong
Bodu Beru - Roa Tho Vey
Bodu Beru - Vachuvarey
Bodu Beru - Roohudhee
Bodu Beru - Yathiara
D.I.B. - Mee Noorthoa
D.I.B. - Farivaaney Guldhan
D.I.B. - Mamma Midhey Ihthiraam
D.I.B. - Kiyaa Dhoothakun
D.I.B. - Hoadhaa
D.I.B. - Thin Lafzun
D.I.B. - Dhaathee Dhen
D.I.B. - Hiyaaluvee Dheevanaa
D.I.B. - Roohu Dhiruveyne
D.I.B. - Mee Dhivehiraahjey
D.I.B. - Thiya Loabeega
D.I.B. - Angaanulaa Dhen Nudhey
D.I.B. - Dhin Nazar
D.I.B. - Fazaaey Dhihlanee
D.I.B. - Moosum Gulhey
D.I.B. - Madhadhu Gaa
D.I.B. - Mithurey
Fasy - Been A Long Long Time
Fasy - Painted In Black
Fasy - Rising
Fasy - Your Betrayal
Fasy - Rythem Of The Wave
Hassan Ibrahim - Ehkibaa
Illsight - Bikahaalugaa
Illsight - Curse
Illsight - Eheelun
Illsight - Hayaaiy
Illsight - Lies
Illsight - Vettuneemaa
Jameela Hassan - Ekuveri Vafaatheri
Jameela Hassan - Nooru Nooru
Jameela Hassan - Nooru Nooru (Remix)
Mezzo - Udun Tharithah
Mezzo - Roalhi
Mezzo - Visna Visna
Mezzo - Ehurenge Haalu
Mezzo - Fathihu Feney
Mezzo - Fathihu Fini
Mezzo - Marey Mithuraa
Mezzo - Miyoh Dhuniyeeh
Mezzo - Roanu Edhuru
Mezzo - Vejje Kamakaa
Naanu - Hudhuparee
Naifaru Dhohokko - Shaadhee Gaanaa
Naifaru Dhohokko - Jaazbee Asarugadha
Olympians - Hoadhey Gulayzaar
Olympians - Fikuray
Olympians - Ey Zamaan
Olympians - Dhuniyey farivaa
Olympians - Saharoa
Olympians - Beyvafaa
Olympians - Aaakuhjekey
Olympians - Loabi Magey
Olympians - Asar Deyney Nethee
Olympians - Nunidheyhaa Sazaa
Olympians - Gisleveythee Mithaa
Olympians - Ey Handhaa
Olympians - Veynee Vaarey
Olympians - Karuna Mi Ohoray
Olympians - Ey Loabivaa Malaa
Rythem Stick Command - An'naanamey
Rythem Stick Command - Chaabook
Rythem Stick Command - Hushiyaarey
Rythem Stick Command - Kaasimaa majaa
Rythem Stick Command - Kashavarey annanamey
Rythem Stick Command - Raiveribey
Rythem Stick Command - Ran Kamanaa
Sameeu - Hooru Kanbaafulhu
Sameeu - Balabala
Sameeu - Beynunveemaa
Sameeu - Fariparee
Sameeu - Nudhaashe Dhookohfaa
Sameeu - Handhuavru Thakun
Sameeu - Bulbul Ehee Dheynuhey
Trio - Chaaley
Trio - Raarukugaa
Zero Degree Atoll - Envaguvee
Zero Degree Atoll - Falivalhu
Zero Degree Atoll - Fashan
Zero Degree Atoll - Fehima Libaas
Zero Degree Atoll - Haakaali Buruvaali
Zero Degree Atoll - Heyambo
Zero Degree Atoll - Heyambo (remix)
Zero Degree Atoll - Hus Fuloak
Zero Degree Atoll - Kalhu Bulhaleh
Zero Degree Atoll - Kalhu Soru
Zero Degree Atoll - Maru Fali
Zero Degree Atoll - Miskithu vakaru
Zero Degree Atoll - Reethi Handhuvaru
Zero Degree Atoll - Thakurah Baheh

[more to come]

Random Song in My Head

Hoadhenee ey hoadheynee..

Yaaru magey HOADHEYNEEE!!!

BEYnun vAatheeee...

YAARAAAEY HOADHENEEEE!!!

ok maybe I was a little high!! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Friday, March 16, 2007

Sun Block [vs] Eric Prydz



Sun Block - First time



Eric Prydz - Call On Me

Ok here are the most arguably Hottest videos I came across. The legendary "Call On Me" by Eric Prydz and the Seductive "First Time" by Sun Block. So all you have to do is rate these two videos to find the winner, the most sexiest and hottest video of all time!!!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Monday, March 12, 2007

They Are Finally Building It!!

On our final year in C.I.T. we were asked to refurbish our uni library. We were to come up different designs and the client were to pick the best one, and our group got chosen. So Finally after 2 years they are starting construction in April. So WOOOOHOOOOO to me.

Any one who want to look at the designs can take a peek here.

Cant Wait

Sunday, March 11, 2007

A Poem To A Rumbling Tummy


Oh dear tummy of mine
You rumble oh so fine
You tell me its time to eat
with a wave of trembling feat
(ok, that was stupid..)

So anyway this is what I ate today, Its the most yummiest, scrumptious treat I had put in my belly so far. Nando's Espetada. Looks good right. No wonder I cant stick to a diet. Its propaganda I tell you. They come up with delicious n fancy looking new trickles of joy that melts in your tummy which you just adore to eat, so they can make money of our desire for food!!
Damn you all, you evil leeches from hell!!!

For Better Or Worse

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Snap Preview

This is nifty sneak preview script. It shows thumbnails of the website you are about to get linked to if you hover over the link or the small icon next to the link. Its fully customizable, its free and free is always good Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I found this script being used on Maldivian Poet (<-- hover on the icon for preview) It looked cool so I thought I would add it to mine too. You can now hover over my link list or link icon before you click on it to see a small preview of where the link will lead you. awesome eh!! If you find it annoying you have the option to turn it off at the top right corner of the preview box. Now get your own from here http://www.snap.com/about/spa1B.php

Update
i removed this feature coz it was too annoying for me too (seemd like a gud idea at the time)

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Vilaa Tharithakaa

Podcasting

Avoidable is the new thing running a muck in the Maldivian blogging community now. A series of podcasts discussing the all day factors of the typical Maldivian interest. Good work guys. Here, have a listen..

Link - http://avoidable.a-void.net/

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Your Name In Japanese

Heres a nifty little engine I found. It creates your name in Japanese 'Kanji' text after cutting down your name or word in to syllables. So select the syllables you need and itll show you how to write your name in Japanese. Neat eh? Plus you get to choose different meanings for the syllable and how you want to write them.
Heres the Link http://www.yournameinjapanese.com/transadv.php

Monday, February 26, 2007

Cure For A Creativity Block

THE EPIPHANY!!
So I have been having a block for quite some time now. Prolly for about 2 months. I seriously couldn't get my creative mind rolling the way it used to roll. So have been sulking about it all this time. Unlike some people my day to day life depended on my innovative thinking. The fear of thinking you have lost your touch completely, or grown too old or sumthing sumthing kept buzzin around my head. The karma was bad and I had a feeling that I was out of my own element.
Then the cure came. The answer had been there in my face all this time. For some people it comes as a falling apple or a sign of god. Mine came when I was sleeping in my bed.
I BROKE MY BED!!
It cured me yet I broke my bed. You know you are fat when the bed you sleep on falls apart while you slept. I had a falling sensation during my sleep (Everyone does so i considered this was normal) then a huge bang came and I didn't know what the heck was going on. (Which wasn't normal) By the time I realized, I was lying sideways on an awkward angle on my bed. But took me a while to wake up fully and realize that I broke my bed. (It was made of metal ladies and gentlemen) Was too lazy to fix it up so slept on the floor that night.
HOW WAS BREAKING YOUR BED A CURE??
Well it sorta made me aware that I was a bit round around the edges than before. OK FINE!! Im fat and weigh like 95Kg. HAPPY??
I had been so happy with myself lately that I had let all of my guard down. (People you shouldn't do that coz I used to weigh 75KG) My creativity, sense of humor and sarcasm had all been a facade for the insecurity of myself. I don't know whether if its a good thing or a bad thing. Its a sight to behold when you see a fat man realizing how worthless his man boobies and jellyroll tummy is. Yet beautiful in a sad way when his reality turns to self loath that changes him completely.
The darkside overflows within me now. I am.. Darth Vader... BWAHAHAHAAHA .. *wheeez geeesh*...

p.s. in my defense, the bed was rusted n old and had very tiny hinges.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Naruto is Back!!


Yeah its back.. after 2 n half years of fillers take a look at a sneak peek of the first episode. It doesnt have any subtitles coz its RAW.

Watch it fully (without subs) [Naruto : Shipuuden! 221 - 222]
part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

JumanjiWar Update

JumanjiWar has started after a long break due to technical issues. We have now moved to Blogger google accounts and have revamped the layout, ,ame up with a 'LOGO' and added a shout box for people to comment and yell more easily. We do encourage people to to comment or hate mail us. so Please do use the facilities provided. And we will do our best to bring what the readers want, that is complete and nothing else but JUMANJI.
Link - http://jumanjiwar.blogspot.com -

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Project Andhiri Stopped

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Well I started out my comic Project Andhiri with such enthusiasm but I have stopped it because it takes too much time to make one page and i don't have the patience plus I'm lazy. Anyway I've brought out issue 1 and made one page of the next issue. so here it is.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Bro Rape


seriously I laughed my ass off. I personally want to shake these ppls hands.. wait.. I might get arrested for bro rape

Google Island

Theres this very special island. I went their once got stung by a jelly fish, tried to steal a fish n plotted plans to steal the fish in front of its owner, went kakuni hunting, and met a very special lady. Some how 6 years later I'm here and I cant remember the damn islands name!!!
I even tired Google searching it
so I here by dub the island Google island.

Cant Wait

So Ive added labels to my posts so it would be easier to search them By Topic. I started on some new drawings so watch out they'll be up pretty soon.
It isn't so bad here. although I cant wait for June to come, thats when Ill be finishing my studies and heading back home... I missed the last 3 years of Ramadan at home and I'm not gonna miss it this year. Ramadan away from home is not the same. You don't get to enjoy the festivities and all the late night coffees and motor rides and the traffic pumped evenings. mmmm mmmm.. Cant wait!!!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

New post for a new year

Sorry my beautiful fans!!! been keeping myself busy for 2 months. but now am sick at home.. with nothing to do. except this post. i really need to change this layout too. ill leave this place on the 1st of feb to go finish my studies... (whoohooo july!!!) and then ill redesign this whole shibang!!! till then sayanora!!!!
(the meds really get to your brain... ooh blue elephant sized cats)