Monday, August 18, 2008

The Incomplete Heading

Haveeru daily recently published an article about some students of Jamaaluddhin School going to China. The article was in dhivehi and the heading was an abrupt statement. "Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah." To me this felt like an abrupt halt. I see a heading which sounds like it was missing half of the ending words. So since I wish to have a compulsive disorder I decided to write possible endings to this abruptly ended heading.

  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah vettijje'.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah aruvaalaifi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah verijje'.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah bogeh jahaifi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah vaige hamalaathakeh dheefi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah masthuvaathakethi etherekuran ulhenikoh hifahattaifi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah gellijje'
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah landeh dheefi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah makaru hadhai filaifi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah 100 gas hadhiyaa koffi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah dharaniveri vejje.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah nahalaalah banduboduvejje'.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah boandheefi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah vaifodi thalhaafa filaifi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah ingili aruvan dhaskoh dheefi.
  • Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah hedhumeh gaindheefi.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

This Opinion of Mine

There is too much fucked up shit on the street today. The hierarchy of turds looming around starts from politicians to beggars.
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The dealers, the users, the pervs, the sleaze, the gays, the homophobes, the thieves, the burglars, the gangs, the activists, the religious ,the fanatics, the humble and the hooligans.
[Now imagine that all the streets of male' are sewage pipes and the described people are tiny turds with faces]
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The maumoon campaign logo [his infamous palm] on head bands.. it looks like its trying to say five times the looser..
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I have yet to see a DRP fanatic running outside a MDP demonstration yelling "Anni faibaa!!!"
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Moonu buruga is a safety hazard to the user and others. Its a boundary saying "I don't trust you", yet we are obligated to trust them.
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People who can only grow loali shouldn't grow beards. If the sawab offered is measured with the length of a beard, it is not a true belief.
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There are no current presidential candidate that I am happy with to run this country. To me each and every candidate is incompetent. Mr.Golhaa might as well stay on throne till he dies.
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Maldivian movie industry is a joke. People in this industry may argue but nothing you say will make it less true.
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Dhiraagu is loosing creativity on their advertisements. Most boring ad in the world would have to be the Dhiraagu color sms advert. The latest was a rippoff of superman.. they say it was outsourced.
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I went to Star cinema the other day. Total sleazfest. The place looked like an triple x rated theater under a brothel. and the guy who went to see the movie were over 35 and some guys old enough to be my grandpa with huge beards. They only show unrated english movies and pretty sure non of them know good English. I just had to get out of there. Who knows what kind of pervs lurk within. *shudder*
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Is it really ok to dress infants in such slutty clothes??? Seriously!! You see these little kids running around in parks dressed in things no respectable woman would wear. Think about the pedophiles!!!
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Comebacks for a gang related fight.
"Kaley fuppaneetha?"
"Aan mi fuppanee.. dhen kataru alhanveenun!!"
"Kaley bunaa hurihaa kamah kuran jeheytha?" (guy throws away kataru)
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The other night "Theyrava" was playing at artificial. You know a show is lame when the crowd was only 12 people and the rest were playing soccer with a plastic bottle.
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Some girls actually think owning an iphone and riding a GN is what makes a man. Its true! I personally know some of these girls.
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Girls are not objects, yet they want to be treated that way (even if they don't know it)
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Everyone's a hypocrite....

Monday, August 11, 2008

PS3 coming soon

i bought a ps3.. waiting to be delivered.. woohooo!!! excitement!!