Thursday, October 28, 2004

The Simpsons



Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie creates the disfuctional family of "The Simpsons". This hillarious comedy of stupidity and well placed dumb plots can keep you laughing and peeing in your pants. so I thought what the heck, this place should aslo have a feel for that kinda crazy lunacy......


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Friday, October 22, 2004

The Matrix Effect


Yes u have all heared about the matrix movies and its trilogies and its revolutionary effects. But this is about taking it to whole new level. Have you ever experienced "The Matrix Effect" real life?
People say that this all could be bull crap but it happened. (sounds dramatic.. but let me get to my point). Today i was walking to the supermarket, it was raining, the roads were wet it was 5:00pm so every body was in a hectic to go home. i was with my umbrella near the light crossing. i was waiting for the red man to turn green and spread his legs so i can cross the street, thats when i saw the cars passing infront of me and this one car came from a block away trying to catch the green light. Thats when it happend. Every thing litterly slowed to snails pace. the red car whic was trying to catch the green light driven by a chinese lady, and the white car slowly going with the flow of traffic also driven by a chinses lady. (man there are lot of chinise ladies around).
I could see that the red car cant stop in time for the traffic. as it slowly sped to its crash course, i looked at the white car, the lady was unexpectantly driving the car unaware of what is going to happen in the next few seconds. then i looke at the red car and i saw the horro in the face of the driver as she realised that its too late. (this all happend in slow motion and zoomed up camera angles.. i cant explain).
then the inevitable happened. the red car lady screamed before it crashed. the white car lady didnt even expect it. the two cars collided. the red car rear ending the white car.the heaad lights exploded. u could literally see the impact blast and the explosive glass shatter outwards. the small reminants of the once headlights and rear lights hovered slowly in the air as it sprayed across the road. and the two drivers jerked fowards.
Then it all ended. it was back to normal pace. the shattered glass sprayed with clatter the traffic also slowed down, and the red man turned green. i crossed the street looking at the devastation. no one was hurt fortunately. just a typical rear ending. But i stil lthink about the fact hy i saw all of it happen?
why the hell did it all slow down? mind games... u never know...!!

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Superman......DEAD???



You know this is like one of those things that you never thought would happen .. but it did. Actor Christopher Reeves, also known as superman died at a ripe age of 57.
man.. he is what i would call a great man. after being paralysed from the neck below form a horse riding injury he became a spokes person for spinal cord reaserch he died of a heart faliure.

I would have to say that non of the other superman actors even compare with Reeves. well its myu opinnion anyway. lets just say that its a sad day for mankind. we jhave lost a real hero.[more]



Monday, October 04, 2004

Ah, Glorious Spring.


hmmm the smooth and warm spring. season of bloom and love. birds chirping. bees buzzing, and hay fever...
blasted hay fever. just when u think everything is going really cool u get hayfever. " its common" they say, "itll be all over less than a week" they said. BAH!!! i feel awful. im cold and my temperatures goin up. i keep sneezing non stop. theres nothing glorious about spring...
it may be really nice and sunny oneday and rainy and unhillariously bitter cold the next day. cant mother nature make up its mind???
i think natures going through some tough mood swings. and not only the hay fever what about the sweeping birds. yes birds sweep from the sky and attack on unsuspecting pedestrians. "no dont harm them, the birds are just defending their territory, they have babies to protect" thats what the people on tv says. if u ask me i would probably kill each and every bird i see even if they are harmless or dead lying on the street. spit on the birds corpses.

any ways here is last months poll on what u guys thought of your fav. tv series should be.

yes and the winner is SMALLVILLE by 42%. in the second the three sisters of charmed celbrates with 25% of the votes. in third we have the new series THE OC. In fourth we have two winners, LAW AND ORDER and DARK ANGEL. and at the least we have THE PRACTICE. hmm i guess no one likes the practice.

any way this months poll is about where u would go out to eat so dont be shy vote. i dont care if u vote a thoudand times just vote.ok cool
bandey citizens u all are great people. :D