This Opinion of Mine

There is too much fucked up shit on the street today. The hierarchy of turds looming around starts from politicians to beggars.
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The dealers, the users, the pervs, the sleaze, the gays, the homophobes, the thieves, the burglars, the gangs, the activists, the religious ,the fanatics, the humble and the hooligans.
[Now imagine that all the streets of male' are sewage pipes and the described people are tiny turds with faces]
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The maumoon campaign logo [his infamous palm] on head bands.. it looks like its trying to say five times the looser..
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I have yet to see a DRP fanatic running outside a MDP demonstration yelling "Anni faibaa!!!"
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Moonu buruga is a safety hazard to the user and others. Its a boundary saying "I don't trust you", yet we are obligated to trust them.
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People who can only grow loali shouldn't grow beards. If the sawab offered is measured with the length of a beard, it is not a true belief.
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There are no current presidential candidate that I am happy with to run this country. To me each and every candidate is incompetent. Mr.Golhaa might as well stay on throne till he dies.
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Maldivian movie industry is a joke. People in this industry may argue but nothing you say will make it less true.
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Dhiraagu is loosing creativity on their advertisements. Most boring ad in the world would have to be the Dhiraagu color sms advert. The latest was a rippoff of superman.. they say it was outsourced.
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I went to Star cinema the other day. Total sleazfest. The place looked like an triple x rated theater under a brothel. and the guy who went to see the movie were over 35 and some guys old enough to be my grandpa with huge beards. They only show unrated english movies and pretty sure non of them know good English. I just had to get out of there. Who knows what kind of pervs lurk within. *shudder*
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Is it really ok to dress infants in such slutty clothes??? Seriously!! You see these little kids running around in parks dressed in things no respectable woman would wear. Think about the pedophiles!!!
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Comebacks for a gang related fight.
"Kaley fuppaneetha?"
"Aan mi fuppanee.. dhen kataru alhanveenun!!"
"Kaley bunaa hurihaa kamah kuran jeheytha?" (guy throws away kataru)
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The other night "Theyrava" was playing at artificial. You know a show is lame when the crowd was only 12 people and the rest were playing soccer with a plastic bottle.
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Some girls actually think owning an iphone and riding a GN is what makes a man. Its true! I personally know some of these girls.
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Girls are not objects, yet they want to be treated that way (even if they don't know it)
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Everyone's a hypocrite....

Comments

shafiu Jameel said…
dude , very true ,, this star cinema one guy who works there told me , some times they edit movies with small " hot shots" from X and make the movie there style
Anonymous said…
infants 'slutty'? who says that????you better get your head checked for thinking of a baby that way... i mean if you get offended or aroused with a half dressed baby then god knows what will happen to your brain when u see a baby in the nude... get yourself some help.. then maybe u'll find a life.
iecco said…
hahaha that gang fight was hilarious!
Anonymous said…
lol.. good observations dude.
I agree with you. Maldives is the perfect replica of pre-WWII Germany.
Anonymous said…
Wonderfully fun read and good observations.
moss said…
good observation and very true indeed! good humour about the gang part!I was wondering about the baby girls and toddlers dress as well...I concluded that their mums are all covered in burugaa so what they wish to wear were forced on their innocent children who are too young to refuse now. But I bet when they grow up to be teenagers and young adults they would be cursed by that mom about her style!!..gross!
Ahmed Karam said…
@ shafiu - Sleazefest. i just had to go to a sophisticated coffee afterwards..

@ anonymous - see the reason for society to over look child abuse is because of people like you!! They should be dressed in ways their parents would also dress.
But hey.. thats just "this opinion of mine"...

@ ie cco - you cant laugh directly at gang violence. that would just make you the victim :S

@ jaa - i make too many a observations.

@ the shadowrunner - and i assume the flag should have a heera panna logo instead of a cresent?

@ simon - my pleasure
Ahmed Karam said…
@ rankamana - exactly!
Anonymous said…
dude.. ur thinking too much... *me lights a ciggy ... n smokes it* ok.. what was that u were just talking about... *grin*
Unknown said…
bandey.. you'v been reading my mind ?

I think its outrageous how kids are dressed these days and have u seen those kids copy the moves on those hindi item song numbers.. its downright criminal..

I mean parents c'mon.. wake up! this is the time to do something not when they come home with an STD and a positive pregnancy test!
paperclippenny said…
true true true. it's all true. I cringe when i see those kids wearing little pieces of clothing. It's just not right.
Ahmed Karam said…
@ shanu - to be fair there are cute moments. but still some of them go overboard.

@ paperclip - you see adults wearing the "same" clothes.. yes I do mean those clothes would be the size of a hankerchief.
Iya said…
too true... although i find it disturbing that i was with you when you had all these epiphanies... :s

we hang out too much. i think its time for a break.
Ahmed Karam said…
Fine!! Ill hang out with cooler taller and darker people!!
Somehow, I dont want to know what a heera panna logo is... would you care to sate my somewhat morbid curiousity?.
Ahmed Karam said…
@ shadow http://tinyurl.com/57uqms
Bakhabaru said…
These would have been funny if they weren't all true. Wait, it's funny either way. LOL! Good stuff! Another blog to add to the ever growing watchlist.
moyameehaa said…
omg. good observations. and totally agree (lolunbolun hatharesfain).especially the last one.and the one before that. alright everything.
xyntu said…
heeehee... gud one karam.. its all fabulously real!!