[ma] zippo, [ma] bling & wuh'sup [ma] nigga!

Sex sells. Hiphop and rnb dominates this generations tv sets. MTV shows us whats cool. and great legends such as Nelly Furtado and Emminem suddenly seem to have sold out to write about asses and boobs and getting down with it. They used to write so good pieces, its ashame to see what they produce these days. People are so much in to ass I think we should have Dr. Alphonse Mephisto create a four assed woman. All the girls these days would do go for the guy who talks in street slang. let me rephrase that part in street slang, "bitchesnhoes shake it alnight with da homies who pump the ghetto. ya digg?"

I recently heard this story about this guy. See he has this girlfriend whos very intrested in the ways of the ghetto. Anyway, one of his workmates heard some clicking sounds from his cubicle while talking to himself. He got a bit closer and peeked to have look at whats going on. This guy was opening and closing his zippo lighter (which made the clicking sounds) and practicing to say "wuh'sup ma nigga" at the same time, over and over again. A little too much work to impress the ladies, dont you think?

I dont remember who said this but it really made sense. "be yourself, there's lots of other people". Things always works itself out in the end.

Comments

Afu Latheef said…
i think its rather unfair that you generalise all the girls as goin for these hiphop men..

there's somethin u've not included here - that a lot of guys ARE r n b star-wannabes these days, talkin like that, dressin like that, all bling bling and slang... since the girls dont want to make them feel bad, they just take it and play along...

its not always the girls wantin them to be maldivian 'niggas', its also the guys who try so hard o be somethin they're not n the girls being too considerate of their feelings to point that out :)
Iya said…
hey I TOLD YOU THAT STORY!! and you got it all wrong! dammit! its supposed to be a funny story!

and gals never think abt anythig BUT themselves any u know it, vespertine.
Ahmed Karam said…
thank you for helping me keep the source of the story a SECRET!!!!

this is insane the word verification is 'rhgibmkx'
Anonymous said…
Assalaamu Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaahi Wa Barakaatuhu


PLEASE BE WARNED

nass has set up a site vainrooney to monitor and attack blogs that are perceived to be anti-islamic and spreading christianity.
nass also reports such blogs and their authors to the Maldivian authorities.
Afu Latheef said…
oh do i now?
Anonymous said…
authorities??? what kinda authorities? :-)

anonymous why r u so scared of me?? the whole internet is there... Blogger n WordPress is there.. go blog ur own damn stuff!!!!

n dont write ur "be warned" crap of other ppl's blogs... if u got a problem with me, why cant u come to my blog n post it (say it to my face)???

looking for support i see.... funny. cos i'm voicing my anger at anti-islamic ppl like u on my own. without anyone's help. cos i know i'm write.

so plz, dont bother other ppl. fight ur wars in ur own back yard. not other pplz.

bandey, i apologise cos these ppl post on ur blog coz of me.

thanx
Ahmed Karam said…
no problem.. i guess..

seriously blogger.. 'pzlkvpth' for word verification??
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