If Things Were Opposite...

• Wataniya. Lifes crap, Keep it to yourself.
• C-False Opticals, a Circus mirror making company
• Johnson and Johnson "Lot More Tears" formula.
• Maldives the Sunny Side of Life (yes, that IS the opposite)
• Maimeehaa ah emme rangalhee kuda dharifulhuge kiru???!!!
  
• Hitler was a Peruvian midwife named Hitlera.
• No Internet porn
• Sergey Brin and Larry page open a peepshow in their basement called "Google"
• Macrohard is a penal enhancement surgery innovated by Dr.Bill Gates
• Gmail is Avasmail.
  
• Maldivian Movies, A.K.A. Mollywood (seriously they use that) would be making world wide blockbusters.
• Seezan, Seaxan.. wateva, would be Arnold Schwarzenegger
  
• Anni would be the President of United States.
• Youppe' would be Mono and Mono would be Youppe' (kekeke.. inside joke)
• Jumanji would have more hair on his head and less on his body.
• Hunger, poverty and war would still be as it is.
• Gang fights would be resolved with Street dancing. (in that case would be illegal)
• All girls are virgins and will claim that they are sluts.
  
• Hideously Fat chicks would be Hot!
• Ichiban!! Lipstick for men.
• You would have to read this blog from another dimension.