- Wataniya. Lifes crap, Keep it to yourself.
- C-False Opticals, a Circus mirror making company
- Johnson and Johnson "Lot More Tears" formula.
- Maldives the Sunny Side of Life (yes, that IS the opposite)
- Maimeehaa ah emme rangalhee kuda dharifulhuge kiru???!!!
- Hitler was a Peruvian midwife named Hitlera.
- No Internet porn
- Sergey Brin and Larry page open a peepshow in their basement called "Google"
- Macrohard is a penal enhancement surgery innovated by Dr.Bill Gates
- Gmail is Avasmail.
- Maldivian Movies, A.K.A. Mollywood (seriously they use that) would be making world wide blockbusters.
- Seezan, Seaxan.. wateva, would be Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Anni would be the President of United States.
- Youppe' would be Mono and Mono would be Youppe' (kekeke.. inside joke)
- Jumanji would have more hair on his head and less on his body.
- Hunger, poverty and war would still be as it is.
- Gang fights would be resolved with Street dancing. (in that case would be illegal)
- All girls are virgins and will claim that they are sluts.
- Hideously Fat chicks would be Hot!
- Ichiban!! Lipstick for men.
- You would have to read this blog from another dimension.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
If Things Were Opposite...
Posted by Ahmed Karam