A Habee and a Hippie Walks in to a Bar...


"The Government is trying to control our freedom. We are a humble community who loves peace and prosperity. The Government officials make laws to deny us of our rights and invent different types of insurance to keep control over us. Our hard earned money shall not be subjected to the government as tax laws to fund for their evil crimes against humanity. They watch our every move and judge us like animals. The public must be aware of their Criminal intentions. We shall march a protest against the Government and if the Government doesn't change, we will TAKE OVER!!" Said the Haabee.


"Yeah!! What He Said!!!... but with weed!!!" said the Hippie.

Comments

Iya said…
Haabees should smoke weed. maybe they'd relax a little. and also maybe become less annoyingly obsessed with converting the world.
Lira said…
They should keep their religion to themselves. That's the only problem.
Xresistance said…
Hahahahaaa tee hee hee snicker grunt snort!

hmmm... they went to a bar? did this happen in the future when meehun ulhey rah rah can have bars???
bandey said…
its in the distant past where hippies were still fashionable...
Amy said…
They should keep their religion to themselves. That's the only problem.