tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71535702024-03-07T15:21:29.746+11:00Bandeybandey.blogspot.comAhmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.comBlogger207125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-43927416213260902462013-08-01T17:52:00.001+10:002013-09-15T02:45:18.881+10:00Twitter Short StoriesShort stories written by me on twitter. Challenge is to fit the story in to one twitter post (140 characters). Will update more as I write them...<br />
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Lanie and Price
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>When Lanie was murdered, they all immediately knew who the culprit was. It was Price, for he has always been so predictable. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23vss&src=hash">#vss</a></p>— *The Gentleman* (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/378922014917922816">September 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Tyler
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Tyler knew his dancing days were over. He sat through the end credits of this stage of his life waiting, desperately hoping for a sequel.</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/374040685936001024">September 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Mitch
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Mitch the mouse kept quiet as his family squeaked loudly. Afraid that his secret of being a world famous baritone singer might be discovered</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/371650783067897856">August 25, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Stella
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stella wanted Matt to know that she appreciated all the love and care he has given and wished to be more than just a pet rock to him.</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/370542357734649857">August 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Azza
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"Lav me.. lav me..." Azza cried. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23LavAzza&src=hash">#LavAzza</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23coffeepun&src=hash">#coffeepun</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23horhorhor&src=hash">#horhorhor</a></p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/370249024722325504">August 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Karam
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hi my name is karam. I don't go on dates. I go on friend-zoning ceremonies...</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/369686458073755648">August 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Phillip
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Phillip was agitated. The violent anger shook him as if to break his own self. "Calm down" they all said. How can he? He was just a blender.</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/369676922948550656">August 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Fred
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Fred knew that of he changed in to the were-dog his identity would be blown. But he really wanted to play with the other dogs in the park.</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/363310660198727681">August 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Dave
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dave clenched his teeth and poked a pair of pliers in the wound to retrieve the bullet the ghost had shot him with. But alas, ghost bullet.</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/363018610874130435">August 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Kelvin
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kelvin took his razor and started shaving furiously, fully aware that his beard was alive and screaming. Then proceeded to laugh maniacally.</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/362839605906644994">August 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Sally
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Two years later Sally finally stopped grieving. She wondered how to wipe off the dried streaks of tears without insulting her late husband.</p>— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/362246246737518592">July 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Abel
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Abel waded through the warm pool of salty water. He felt himself rejuvenate and revitalize. The tears of his enemies are truly miraculous.<br />
— the K factor (@bandey) <a href="https://twitter.com/bandey/statuses/362235737887866881">July 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async="" charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-72690293180072930402013-04-24T03:21:00.002+10:002013-04-24T03:21:36.650+10:00Creepy Origins of Dhivehi Haru Bas<div dir="ltr">
"Nuroa dhariyakah kireh nulibeyné." said Fathumaidhy to her mute baby.</div>
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As Alifulhu gasped for air, Salaanjahaa Kanukoi whispered in to his ears "Fethunu odygé riyaa dhashu viyas, Kanaku aiy dhashu nuvaashey"<br />
"Valhi reethy thila thooniyyaa" Andhiri Andhirin praised the blade that slew Ali Rasgéfaan.</div>
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"Veheythaa Fennagaashey.. or it gets the hose again!"<br />
"Hello Clarice. Ama buneethy farahtha thi dhany?"<br />
"Hiyanyah mudi negiyas keeh kuraany" said the shadow Jinn as it proceeded to devour Ahammadu in front of his family.<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Postscript; These are not the actual origins of the harubas/proverbs, they have been placed in certain scenarios for dramatic effect. Although most of the Dhivehi proverbs are really creepy on their own. You can find more Dhivehi harubas and their meanings from <a href="http://mafs-online.org/mafs_wp/category/proverbs-idioms/" target="_blank">MAFS</a>. </span></div>
Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-82745187089076784612013-04-09T02:19:00.001+10:002013-04-09T02:19:41.087+10:00Spoiled Eggs<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<br />Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-74998017437458419662013-04-07T23:58:00.002+10:002013-04-08T00:01:09.186+10:00DabliuteayefThe moment you feel so confident about your social skills and decided to explore new groups of friends (or random strangers you meet at random places for stranger and more random reasons) but you cant talk about anything because you are too conscious about everything. Especially the long awkward silence where neither you or the next party know what to say. yearrpp.. Loooooong.. and awwkkwaaarrd......<br />
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This is lame..</div>
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Screw this.. no im not doing this.</div>
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..here have a picture of a turtle, for your trouble...</div>
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Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-17250842345741100822013-04-06T03:29:00.001+11:002013-04-06T21:20:55.635+11:00The Procrastination DelusionSince the invention of fast and quick social media and hand held smart devices and its booming use to my everyday needs, I have found myself neglecting some of the things I used to enjoy doing. Blogging, reading, listening to music, playing music, drawing, painting, video games, cooking, exercise and self hygiene. There are lots of other things I regret ignoring but lets leave it at that.<br />
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The realization came a bit too late I guess. Now I am thrice the man in weight and half (or none of) the man in morale, character, and every other attribute I used as my own personality. You could describe me well as the poster boy for most of the seven sins. I am a shame on mankind.</div>
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I am reviving this blog to assert my roots. To take back what I have lost. To gain confidence. To give back. To rid the procrastination. To awake from delusion. To atone my sins. In saying so I recite bismi, and open with this post a new chapter to my life.</div>
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Now here is a picture of a cat walking funny..</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"herpitty derpitty walkitty walk- kitty"</td></tr>
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Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-81354314470237678192011-05-24T17:10:00.001+10:002011-05-24T17:11:07.317+10:00Animated Still<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAum5XN8xoMF6Svezg6w3_2zD-2W3pprR43rYgc_Tz0Qjw6Cu-7_hScstAAzvNbMkV8soSVtx7RWIjB6T4hVs9EUA7RnRG_MBZkR1Wlyxw84ySfEz0Zu-_XLI8MsCo1eTqycqA/s1600/EXP01.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAum5XN8xoMF6Svezg6w3_2zD-2W3pprR43rYgc_Tz0Qjw6Cu-7_hScstAAzvNbMkV8soSVtx7RWIjB6T4hVs9EUA7RnRG_MBZkR1Wlyxw84ySfEz0Zu-_XLI8MsCo1eTqycqA/s1600/EXP01.gif" /></a></div><a href="http://bandey.deviantart.com/#/d3goqgd">http://bandey.deviantart.com/#/d3goqgd</a>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-60608171984653111482010-05-25T00:19:00.000+10:002011-05-24T16:33:43.510+10:00Which Justin Bieber Song?<a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jbbaby.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-354" title="jbbaby" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jbbaby.jpg" alt="" width="499" height="181" /></a>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-9229273941997723072010-04-17T00:10:00.000+10:002011-05-24T16:33:43.510+10:00Star Trek vs Raajje Islam<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/startrekraajjeislam.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-348" title="startrekraajjeislam" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/startrekraajjeislam.jpg" alt="" width="499" height="445" /></a><br/>Looks familiar, doesn't it??</p><br/><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Male/RaajjeIslam/140000318378#!/photo.php?pid=2665686&id=140000318378">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Male/RaajjeIslam/140000318378#!/photo.php?pid=2665686&id=140000318378</a></p>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-23489282098153770182010-04-16T23:24:00.000+10:002011-05-24T16:33:43.510+10:00I'm On A Camel!<a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/oldmulla-spice.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342" title="oldmulla spice" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/oldmulla-spice.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="342" /></a><br/><br/>Old Spice, endorsed by Ali Rameez.<br/><br/>For those of you who haven't seen the Original Old Spice Commercial...<br/><center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="560" height="340" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="340" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></center>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-71261202770756959812010-04-13T03:04:00.002+10:002011-05-24T21:09:10.298+10:00New Spin On Old LogosThere are so many stuff in Maldives I want to change design wise. Art, architecture, ads, logos, etc. I have focused on some of the popular companies in Male' and took their branding logo and jazzed it up a little.<br />
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(Note that the following designs are a little self project I have been working on and you can use these images with proper crediting)<br />
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<h2><span style="color: #333399;"><b>VTV</b></span></h2><a href="http://www.vtv.com.mv/">http://www.vtv.com.mv</a><br />
The current VTV logo is a form derived from its parent company logo. Although it has its appeal I find that it lacks the upfront link or connection between the viewer and the company. So below is my version of how we can better the current logo instead of just being a break down of its company logo. (I made a 3D visualization of the Logo so it would be easier to imagine an animation for the logo.)<br />
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<h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #333399;"><b>DhiTV</b></span></h2><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.facebook.com/pages/Male/DhiTV/50163833695">www.facebook.com/pages/Male/DhiTV/50163833695</a><br />
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I find DhiTV's logo not fit to be used by one of the leading media company in the Maldives. It uses a very simple concept of portraying the TV in the form of a box. My argument is, although it is such a simple concept you can always portray it in a more professional form.<br />
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<h2 style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #333399;">Haveeru Online</span></b></h2><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/">www.haveeru.com.mv</a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: left;">This website has been in beta stages since I dont know for how long. There are some places you really need a redesign. But this time I am focusing on the header. It has been written in simple Arial font in red and grey. The haveeru dhivehi logo has been used since a long time so I thought why not use the dhivehi logo style and create the english version for the website.</div><br />
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Here's what has happened.<br/><br/>(all links are taken from <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv" target="_blank">Haveeru News</a> and is in Dhivehi)<br/><br/>11 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94021&cat=search" target="_blank">Grandmother and Mother sentenced to jail for killing infant.</a><br/><br/>13 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94047&cat=search" target="_blank">There is no law protecting Woman's right in Maldives</a>.<br/><br/>14 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94068&cat=search" target="_blank">MMA warns about Counterfeit Dollars</a><br/><br/>15 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94118&cat=search" target="_blank">Maldivian Journalists getting death threats.</a><br/><br/>16 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94140&cat=search" target="_blank">Dreams of Internet Banking.</a><br/><br/>17 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94182&cat=search" target="_blank">Women realize they like muscular guys but cannot trust them</a><br/><br/>18 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94231&cat=search">Dreams of Building a Wind Farm.</a><br/><br/>20 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94254&cat=search" target="_blank">Ran out of Water</a><br/><br/>21 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94294&cat=search" target="_blank">100 Prisoners Released form Prison???</a><br/><br/>22 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94347&cat=search" target="_blank">Convicts are not properly punished</a> (that was not sarcasm)<br/><br/>23 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94374&cat=search" target="_blank">Fight at Parliament</a><br/><br/>24 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94445&cat=search" target="_blank">Thilafushi to Lease out Land without Announcing</a><br/><br/>25 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94460&cat=search" target="_blank">30 Gangs in Male' alone</a><br/><br/>26 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94505&cat=search" target="_blank">DRP and MDP supporters make unrest</a><br/><br/>28 March 2010 - <a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=94578">15 Men Rape 20 year old Girl</a><br/><br/>....paradise???<br/><br/><p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2wyks.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-314" title="2wyks" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2wyks.jpg" alt="" width="499" height="332" /></a></p>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-3242426655932963752010-03-01T00:51:00.000+11:002011-05-24T16:13:15.618+10:00My research for a video project lead me to this article on Wikipedia. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sultans_of_the_Maldives" target="_blank">"List of Sultans of the Maldives"</a><br/><br/>This list shows different dynasties of the Maldivian Sultans, starting from Theemugé Dynasty. This information is gathered from the earliest historical text of the Maldives, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loamaafaanu" target="_self">The <strong>Lōmāfānu</strong> Copper Plates</a>. These copper plates are written in ancient Evey-la akuru (ancient Dhivehi text derived from early Sanskrit) and holds a detailed history starting from King Koimala. He was the first king to rule whole of Maldives including the Island Maliku. Before King Koimala, most of the Northern regions of Maldives were under Indian Rule. Only six Kings before King Koimala were recorded in the Lōmāfānu plates. These kings belonged 'Adhitta Dynasty' and 'Homa Dynasty'.<br/>'Adhitta' and 'Homa' means 'Sun' and 'Moon' respectively also referred as 'Solar god' and 'Lunar god' of early Buddhism in the Maldives. These two names are used the modern Dhivehi calendar as 'Sunday' and 'Monday'.<br/><br/>[caption id="attachment_305" align="aligncenter" width="400" caption="A Plate of the Loamaafaanu Copper Plates"]<a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lomfn.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-305 " title="Loamaafaanu" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lomfn.jpg" alt="Loamaafaanu Copper Plate" width="400" height="91" /></a>[/caption]<br/><h3>The Lost History</h3><br/>The Lōmāfānu Copper Plates also tells us about another set of even older copper plates called The <strong>Maapanansa</strong>. These copper plates is said to hold the information of previous ancient dynasties of Maldives, dating earlier than the "Adhitta Dynasty". It is also said to contain the cultural understanding of how ancient Buddhist worked in the Maldives. and different legends and stories of the time.<br/><br/>Princess Kamanhaar of the Lunar Dynasty was banished to the Island 'Is-Midu' (Modern; <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meedhoo_%28Seenu_Atoll%29" target="_blank">Meedho</a>, Addu) with her she took the The <strong>Maapanansa</strong> Copper plates. Later it was buried and destroyed by a man named Al- Muhadhith Hassan. It is believed that the <strong>Maapanansa</strong> Copper plates were destroyed because it contained details of Buddhist rituals and ceremonies and the Islamic wise men of that time didn't want people to be lead astray by the ancient writings.<br/><br/>Imagine if the <strong>Maapanansa</strong> Copper plates wasn't destroyed. the Maldivian history would have been very rich and not left with so many questions unanswered. Like where our actual ancestors came from. our culture though from another religion how it was back then.<br/><br/>I dont agree or support on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamyan" target="_blank">destroying culture in the name of religion</a>. It is a crime against who we are and our ancestry. It denies the future generation of the truth. If you are scared of the world around you changing in to a belief you don't want you or your family to be subjected to, do not erase it from our history. Keep it as a reminder of how better you are now, and teach the future to be more tolerant and understanding of other people, cultures, races and religions. Hope in the future we wont loose any more cultural icons because of reasons like this.Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-28705692809857663082010-02-27T04:52:00.000+11:002011-05-24T16:33:43.511+10:00A Habee and a Hippie Walks in to a Bar...<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/HABHIP.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-295 aligncenter" title="HABHIP" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/HABHIP.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="319" /></a><br/>"The Government is trying to control our freedom. We are a humble community who loves peace and prosperity. The Government officials make laws to deny us of our rights and invent different types of insurance to keep control over us. Our hard earned money shall not be subjected to the government as tax laws to fund for their evil crimes against humanity. They watch our every move and judge us like animals. The public must be aware of their Criminal intentions. We shall march a protest against the Government and if the Government doesn't change, we will TAKE OVER!!" Said the Haabee.</p><br/>"Yeah!! What He Said!!!... but with weed!!!" said the Hippie.Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-77501916476865237332010-02-23T00:09:00.000+11:002011-05-24T16:33:43.511+10:00List of Alibis/Reasons the Island Aviation Pilot could have
“Accidentally” sent the Hijack Code<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aa-hijack.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-282 aligncenter" title="Island Aviation Accidential Hijack" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aa-hijack.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="231" /></a></p><br/><p style="text-align: left;">So Island Aviation is in a bit of a blunder. One of the planes sent a hijack code while trying to depressurize the cabin, in SriLankan air space. So heres a list of alibis/reasons the pilot could have "accidentally" done it.</p><br/><br/><ul><br/> <li><span style="color: #008000;">"OK which one of you goons switched the labels of "HIJACK CODE" with "DE-PRESSURE"??? "</span><span style="color: #800080;"> </span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #800080;">"What does this button do?"</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #008000;"> Co-Pilot - " I DARE you!!"</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #800080;">Pilot "This button lets you say "Hi" to Jack over at Srilankan Air Traffic Control".<br/>Co-Pilot "Who's Jack? and why do we need to say "Hi" to him?"...</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #008000;">"The New Flight attendant was so HOTT, and I got a boner... yea its that long!!"</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #800080;">It was my Co-Pilot's birthday and we all were playing twister...</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #008000;">The voices in my head told me to do it!!</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #800080;">Shanmoon Beybes video was horrible and I panicked and I was trying to switch it off.... gawd!! the horror!!! soo small!!</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #008000;">HIJACK.. or AUTOPILOT... I got confused!!!</span></li><br/> <li><span style="color: #800080;">Co-Pilot - " I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!"</span></li><br/></ul><br/>Link to Actual Story on Haveeru (Dhivehi)<br/><br/><a href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=93387" target="_blank">http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=93387</a>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-7772234330599035912009-12-28T22:52:00.000+11:002011-05-24T16:33:43.511+10:00New Swoon - An Abrupt Vampire Love StorySince vampires were all the rage 2009, I decided to write my own vampire story. (all characters are purely fictional and totally not ripped off from anywhere. For movie deals please contact by commenting)<br/><br/><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>New Swoon - An Abrupt Vampire Love Story</strong></span><br/><br/>The moon was so big. Mystical maybe. Not mythical definitely, because the moon is not a myth. So it must be mystical. These were the thoughts Bella had running through her inferior brain as she gazed at the night sky. The stars sparkled like an imaginary vampire as she sat looking at the night sky dreaming to be taken away by a blood hungry psychopath.<br/><br/>Bella sighed. A deep long sigh, her breath illuminated with a hue of green as the vapor dissolved and killed the wild poppy growing on her balcony. Some would say her breath was worse than the smell of carnage and waste leaking from a demons backside. But to Edward it smelled like beautiful roses.<br/><br/>Not that it was peculiar for a vampire to smell anything since they are the undead and relieved of all feelings and emotions. But Edward knew that it was heaven and what he was feeling was love. (Note; Vampires cannot tell the difference between horniness and constipation, let alone a sissy feeling like love)<br/><br/>Edward kept looking at Bella in such fascination. He almost forgot that was stalking her. Thus losing his footing and slipped off the roof and landed face flat on face.<br/><br/>“GASP!” gasped Bella.<br/><br/>“Oww” whimpered Edward.<br/><br/>Edward quickly got up and flared his fangs at her. For he knew she went gaga for vampires, for he knew she went out with a lot of vampires<br/><br/>(Not pictured; Everyone riding the village bicycle)<br/><br/>“SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON” Sheeza swooned as she kept flaying her arms like an air powered doll at a soccer game. Sheeza made her way cross the balcony towards Edward like an octopus. As she got neared her eyes kept batting like a bat. She knew what moves would make a vampire want a girl. For she had convinced Lestat the awesome vampire to sleep with her, and we all knew he was gay for the Brad Pitt.<br/><br/>“SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON” she swooned again.<br/><br/>Edward let out a stifled giggle. For he found it cute and not terrifying that she was still waving all over the place like an octopus. (Note; Edward secretly loves hentai octopus sex) Sheeza knew Edward was now practically set.<br/><br/>“Are you a vampire?”<br/><br/>“I have pointy teeth, no body hair, depressingly pale, hunky looks, and this JUSTGOTOUTOFBED hair style actually took me 45 minutes to get it just right”<br/><br/>“What kind of hair cream do you use?”<br/><br/>“A strong adhesive like Dunlop”<br/><br/>“Oh so you really are a vampire? Do you sparkle like a 13 year old girls myspace page in the sunlight?” Sheeza was very fascinated. She had only been dating hardcore oldschool vampires and not a fat girl’s wet dream.<br/><br/>“Yes” said Edward. This time he winked at Sheeza.<br/><br/>All the right words were said. The body language was hot and perfect, their steamed up eyes connected and signed the unwritten contract binding them with a horrible 4 book story. But alas this was not to be. Little did Edward know that the next morning he would DIE…. (Note; Of Syphilis)<br/><br/><strong>The End</strong>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-39992117264265725522009-07-09T00:54:00.000+10:002011-05-24T16:33:43.511+10:00The Peeing Game[caption id="attachment_218" align="alignnone" width="212" caption="Pin up above toilet and play!!"]<a href="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/peeing-game2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-218 " title="The Peeing Game" src="http://blog.ahmedkaram.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/peeing-game2-212x300.jpg" alt="Pin up above toilet and play!!" width="212" height="300" /></a>[/caption]Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-15384417654002108692009-05-17T12:06:00.000+10:002011-05-24T16:33:43.512+10:00Tedry's Amaanai Part 2<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/bandupari/amaanai.jpg" target="_blank" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 426px; border: 0pt none;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/bandupari/amaanai.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="563" height="799" /></a>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-61698418955989452442009-03-25T02:29:00.001+11:002009-03-25T02:34:05.697+11:00HorrorScope!! (yes yes i know its been a while)<span style="font-weight:bold;">Aries</span><br />March 21 – April 19<br />Your co-worker is a bloodsucking vampire, I’m serious. This is not a joke. Take a pen or anything pointy and sharp and stake him/her through the heart. Hurry before it’s too late. P.s death is looking for you.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Taurus</span><br />April 20 – May 20<br />This is a good time for you to clean your work station. Because tomorrow at office you are going to have a stroke and fall directly on the clutter of pointy pens on your desk and die. Plus your spouse is cheating on you with your best friend.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Gemini</span><br />May 21 – June 21<br />Today is the luckiest day for you. You are going to meet a mysterious and handsome/beautiful stranger who you will fall in love with and marry. Later your nagging and constant mistrust will drive him to the edge and one day snap and go on a murderous killing spree in your house. After violently killing every single person in your bloodline he will continue to defecate on your lifeless body. You will also find 500 RF lying on the ground… lucky you.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Cancer</span><br />June 22 – July 22<br />Your migraine will get worse. Once you consult a doctor he will confirm to you that you indeed have 57 untreatable tumors in your brain and tell you that you have 3 weeks to live. Ironic that your star sign is cancer dho?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Leo</span><br />July 23 – August 22<br />Starting from today for a week you will be sexually attracted to fire. Hmm reminds me of a burnt sausage at a BBQ.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Virgo</span><br />August 23 – September 22<br />While working at office you’ll get an upset tummy, Maybe it was the canteens suspicious baked beans. Once you fumble in to the bathroom and lock yourself in, your explosive flatulence will destroy half the toilet and its odour will kill you instantly.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Libra</span><br />September 23 – October 22<br />Your political insight will give you a good lead in your career. In fact everyone is so impressed with your political mumbo jumbo they decided to make a militia in accordance to your views and over throw the government. But since your followers are stupid spuds they are easily beaten to death by the police and you are thrown in to jail for being their leader.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Scorpio</span><br />October 23 November 21<br />You are pregnant. (applies to men aswell)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sagittarius</span><br />November 22 – December 21<br />It’s been a while that you have been confused. There are so many headaches ruining your constant daily life. So many problems to mind. So many fears to face. Let’s just forget about everything for a moment, and slowly twist the handle and come out of the closet and in to the rainbowlicious disco parade, where all your worries will fade. (*background music* Dancing Queen by Abba)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Capricorn</span><br />December 22 – January 19<br />Capricorns are just too stupid so I won’t bother writing anything here. (lol stupid Capricorn)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Aquarius</span><br />January 20 – February 18<br />You will wake up tomorrow to find that you are bottled by the coca cola company and sold in cases by millions. Now please recite a holy name and send this to 5000 people in your inbox and something beautiful will happen tonight exactly at midnight or you will be molested by a horny rabid goat from the depths of hell.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pisces</span><br />February 19 – March 20<br />You’ll die suddenly and will be reincarnated as a fish that can’t swim or breathe under water. Still the office will cut your salary for not coming to work.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">*note - the horoscope is 100% real (asluves.. C-koh!!) and everything it says will absolutely come true regardless if your read it or not.</span>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-4078062327626577792008-11-01T06:23:00.000+11:002008-11-01T06:31:40.848+11:00crap..<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIzL4YD0dNk7mTzGPOlBTRA8q0wlNxfhyphenhypheniYGoX4xCQ2Dj_33InziT3LmtdONOKLmQ97gqb0ww6apvCRW8tPN9ZJ_PkAUd1G2IURNAJ4spqyQCVQSVDnixSm4ObsjDR26iJV9vW/s1600-h/untitled.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 252px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIzL4YD0dNk7mTzGPOlBTRA8q0wlNxfhyphenhypheniYGoX4xCQ2Dj_33InziT3LmtdONOKLmQ97gqb0ww6apvCRW8tPN9ZJ_PkAUd1G2IURNAJ4spqyQCVQSVDnixSm4ObsjDR26iJV9vW/s400/untitled.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263402804196214466" border="0" /></a>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-29430478749329978872008-10-23T00:01:00.005+11:002008-10-23T00:18:39.434+11:00Taking a break from Politics...<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCKvZ1nD8xqTez9JIf2NNX9os2cC5SA0JLK7-D7qxHNstLAxR9wi8CdRABRsuOiAudqM7BB8FdFcNc768K7H1-KUNN7ilwQVsuMSzKGW1ByAhcmoNgBP2XqBcuWUA8BOhUR7Zc/s1600-h/n772860205_4526967_8885.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCKvZ1nD8xqTez9JIf2NNX9os2cC5SA0JLK7-D7qxHNstLAxR9wi8CdRABRsuOiAudqM7BB8FdFcNc768K7H1-KUNN7ilwQVsuMSzKGW1ByAhcmoNgBP2XqBcuWUA8BOhUR7Zc/s400/n772860205_4526967_8885.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259965509781860418" border="0" /></a>they all go and relax at the local strip club. (click image for larger view)<br /><br /></div>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-43886454125500664482008-09-23T17:28:00.002+10:002008-09-23T18:02:26.064+10:00BlurI walked on the beach held hand in hand. Never knowing how this would end. Seen the lights of the far away capital playing sliently on the waves. You can see people around a blur. and it was only you.. Roads, traffic, people, walls were gone.. All that was left was ... You.Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-20794053578197423832008-09-14T16:06:00.004+10:002008-09-14T16:58:05.446+10:00An iPhone StoryEver since apple decided to leak information about there secret phone project I had been patiently waiting curiously. Then they released concepts for their new phone, then came the name and official design of the phone. My devotion to the iphone was like a little kid at a candy store.. waiting for it to come out. When they released the trailers of all the things you could do with an iphone, I downloaded every bit of iphone commercials and watched all the spoof parodies of iphone on the internet. Since I wasnt working back then I relied on my parents (especially my dad) to bless me with with the moola to acquire this god like technology. From there, operation "Scam dad in to buying me the iphone" began...<br /><br /><strong>Scene1, Act1</strong><br /><strong>me:</strong> (taping away on keyboard as loud as possible with one of the iphone commercials on full volume)<br /><strong>dad:</strong> son what is all this ruckus??<br /><strong>me:</strong> oh dad i didnt see you there.. im looking through this awesome phone called the iphone. look at all the neat stuff it can do..<br /><strong>dad:</strong> hmm that looks like a good phone.<br /><strong>me:</strong> this is like totally something I would want for my birthday. (hint administered)<br /><strong>dad:</strong> why dont you study and get good results first on your degree. stop dreaming of the impossible!!<br />(mission to get dad to notice that I want the iphone was a success)<br /><strong>End Scene1, Act1</strong><br /><br />After the iphone was released and some of dads friends already bought it and had been rubbing it in everyones faces abt how cool it was to own an iphone I realised now was the time to once again start my mission.<br /><br /><strong>Scene2, Act1</strong><br /><strong>me:</strong> hey dad look at the new features of iphone they announced (shows new commercial on youtube)<br /><strong>dad:</strong> hey thats some pretty nice feature, looks real good.<br /><strong>me:</strong> yeah Im thinking of buying one.. dad I was wonderinf if..<br /><strong>dad:</strong> ..buy you an iphone? pffft preposterous!! dont make me laugh.. hehehe.. see what you did, you made me laugh now!! (angry tone) why dont you get a job and save for the future and stop trying to buy this worldly goods which you will discard in a few days!!<br />(mission to get any moola off my dad to buy an iphone down the drain)<br /><strong>End Scene2, Act1</strong><br /><br />2 weeks later<br /><br /><strong>Scene2, Act2</strong><br />dad: hey son have you seen my brand new iphone?<br /><br /><strong>THE END</strong><br />based on a true story.....<br /><br /><strong>SEQUEL (trailer with epic soundtrack)</strong><br />I fell in love with Samsung Omnia, decided to keep this a secret from dad since he may ruin this for me. He had been complaining lately about his iphone over heating and making noises (yay!)<br />One day I was doing some shopping for mum and she had dads phone with her since it had a shopping list dad made.<br /><br /><strong>mum:</strong> search for the shopping list on dads iphone will you son??<br /><strong>me:</strong> (searching and flipping pages and accidentially stumble on to something familliar.)<br /><br />It was another shopping list, not the one mum wanted. And there it was inscribed in small little tiny iphone letters.. "Buy Samsung Omnia to replace iphone"................Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-89490062036576278682008-09-10T17:27:00.003+10:002008-09-10T17:32:02.256+10:00ConfusionMy confusion is not your fault. My confusion is what makes me, but in a way what breaks me. My confusion makes me unhealthy and needy. Different people confuse me in different ways. Friendship, family, love, desire. I worship them all.<br />So please dont hate me for being confused. My confusion is a battle for my own...Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-23768834405219616992008-08-18T19:14:00.007+10:002008-08-18T22:12:17.898+10:00The Incomplete Heading<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_Z-6BUVl12P-vNwDUBue1cG23izLET8sDm1JhxuhgN6i-4nFU4SYPNJfTdZLuQ77MsaxPJNfZoTELr-KDijfSC2JFbSkeGa3qh-Jvd1WoyWG9aNmdyeIMauug5EFJAHh1pIF5/s1600-h/jamaaluddin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_Z-6BUVl12P-vNwDUBue1cG23izLET8sDm1JhxuhgN6i-4nFU4SYPNJfTdZLuQ77MsaxPJNfZoTELr-KDijfSC2JFbSkeGa3qh-Jvd1WoyWG9aNmdyeIMauug5EFJAHh1pIF5/s400/jamaaluddin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235792776484591778" border="0" /></a>Haveeru daily recently published an article about some students of Jamaaluddhin School going to China. The article was in dhivehi and the heading was an abrupt statement. <span style="font-weight: bold;">"</span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=72221">Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah.</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">"</span> To me this felt like an abrupt halt. I see a heading which sounds like it was missing half of the ending words. So since I wish to have a compulsive disorder I decided to write possible endings to this abruptly ended heading.<br /><br /><ul><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">vettijje'.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">aruvaalaifi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">verijje'.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah<span style="font-weight: bold;"> bogeh jahaifi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">vaige hamalaathakeh dheefi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">masthuvaathakethi etherekuran ulhenikoh hifahattaifi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">gellijje'</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">landeh dheefi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">makaru hadhai filaifi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">100 gas hadhiyaa koffi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">dharaniveri vejje.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">nahalaalah banduboduvejje'.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">boandheefi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">vaifodi thalhaafa filaifi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">ingili aruvan dhaskoh dheefi.</span></li><li>Jamaaluddhin Schoolge' dharivarunthakeh China'ah <span style="font-weight: bold;">hedhumeh gaindheefi.</span><br /></li></ul>Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7153570.post-35292441635913280842008-08-13T14:09:00.006+10:002008-08-13T19:28:04.255+10:00This Opinion of MineThere is too much fucked up shit on the street today. The hierarchy of turds looming around starts from politicians to beggars.<br />--------<br />The dealers, the users, the pervs, the sleaze, the gays, the homophobes, the thieves, the burglars, the gangs, the activists, the religious ,the fanatics, the humble and the hooligans.<br />[Now imagine that all the streets of male' are sewage pipes and the described people are tiny turds with faces]<br />--------<br />The maumoon campaign logo [his infamous palm] on head bands.. it looks like its trying to say five times the looser..<br />--------<br />I have yet to see a DRP fanatic running outside a MDP demonstration yelling "Anni faibaa!!!"<br />--------<br />Moonu buruga is a safety hazard to the user and others. Its a boundary saying "I don't trust you", yet we are obligated to trust them.<br />--------<br />People who can only grow loali shouldn't grow beards. If the sawab offered is measured with the length of a beard, it is not a true belief.<br />--------<br />There are no current presidential candidate that I am happy with to run this country. To me each and every candidate is incompetent. Mr.Golhaa might as well stay on throne till he dies.<br />--------<br />Maldivian movie industry is a joke. People in this industry may argue but nothing you say will make it less true.<br />--------<br />Dhiraagu is loosing creativity on their advertisements. Most boring ad in the world would have to be the Dhiraagu color sms advert. The latest was a rippoff of superman.. they say it was outsourced.<br />--------<br />I went to Star cinema the other day. Total sleazfest. The place looked like an triple x rated theater under a brothel. and the guy who went to see the movie were over 35 and some guys old enough to be my grandpa with huge beards. They only show unrated english movies and pretty sure non of them know good English. I just had to get out of there. Who knows what kind of pervs lurk within. *shudder*<br />--------<br />Is it really ok to dress infants in such slutty clothes??? Seriously!! You see these little kids running around in parks dressed in things no respectable woman would wear. Think about the pedophiles!!!<br />--------<br />Comebacks for a gang related fight.<br />"Kaley fuppaneetha?"<br />"Aan mi fuppanee.. dhen kataru alhanveenun!!"<br />"Kaley bunaa hurihaa kamah kuran jeheytha?" (guy throws away kataru)<br />--------<br />The other night "Theyrava" was playing at artificial. You know a show is lame when the crowd was only 12 people and the rest were playing soccer with a plastic bottle.<br />--------<br />Some girls actually think owning an iphone and riding a GN is what makes a man. Its true! I personally know some of these girls.<br />--------<br />Girls are not objects, yet they want to be treated that way (even if they don't know it)<br />--------<br />Everyone's a hypocrite....Ahmed Karamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00808961692809635720noreply@blogger.com20